Creepy Fortune Palace

Friday, October 19, 2012

Your insecurities make you too weak to have faith in those who deserve your trust.

You will enjoy spontaneous occlusion of a favorite orifice.

That isn't your stomach rumbling; it’s the primordial cry of the unborn twin living in your abdominal cavity.

You’ll still be you after you surrender to the other personality. You’ll just be permanently asleep while it does what it wants with your body.

You will discover an inner longing to dress house pets in tiny human outfits.
Do not indulge it.

You have an indiscernible uniqueness that almost certainly makes you special.

The voices wont stop until you remove your ears.

Nobody likes a quitter. Except if you quit being an asshole – people like that.

When people hear your thoughts, it sounds like Spongebob Squarepants is speaking them.

Relax, it was only a really curly head hair.

Stop obsessing about it!

Just keep it together until the ambulance departs.

Even the most beautiful rose dies.

You will 'accidentally' punch a loved one in the face.