Monday, April 23, 2012

Cookie #2368

Stop taking pics of your business, and for goodness sake stop sending them to your mom.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Cookie #3203

Absence makes the heart grow fonder of someone other than you.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Cookie #3202

In light of recent events, your salvation has been cancelled.

Monday, April 2, 2012