Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Cookie #3221

Position yourself for success; women should be on top.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Cookie #3220

Forget about the past; it has already forgotten about you.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Cookie #3219

Your veil of competence wears dangerously thin; seek alternative employment.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Cookie #3218

Endure insults by taking comfort in elaborate fantasies of violent revenge.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Cookie #3217

You will experience full frontal nudity under unfortunate circumstances.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Friday, July 6, 2012

Cookie #3214

People can’t take their eyes off of you.  You hold their attention like a train wreck strewn with gored bodies.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Cookie #3213

Hypocrisy is the main ingredient in righteous indignation.