Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Cookie #3258

Better to stand firmly on a foundation built from lies than teeter in the shifting sand of inconvenient truths.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Cookie #3257

Emotional honesty is another world.  Once you take up residence, you see that people of other worlds are poor and primitive. Sadly, they also seem happier.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Cookie #3256

Undying love is really just a love between two zombies.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Cookie #3255

Don't touch the silver linings; they're fashioned from mercury and lead.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Cookie #3254

Don't worry, that guy wasn't on the phone with the government discussing your case.  He was just talking to the hospital about the plan to have you committed.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Cookie #3252

You never dreamed you'd become the poster child for poor hygiene.