Thursday, January 10, 2013

Cookie #3255

Don't touch the silver linings; they're fashioned from mercury and lead.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Cookie #3254

Don't worry, that guy wasn't on the phone with the government discussing your case.  He was just talking to the hospital about the plan to have you committed.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Cookie #3252

You never dreamed you'd become the poster child for poor hygiene.