Cookie #3236

You have an indiscernible uniqueness that almost certainly makes you special. 

Cookie #3235

The voices wont stop until you remove your ears.

Cookie #3234

Nobody likes a quitter.  Except if you quit being an asshole – people like that.

Cookie #3233

When people hear your thoughts, it sounds like Spongebob Squarepants is speaking them.

Cookie #3232

Relax, it was only a really curly head hair.