Creepy Fortune Palace: December 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

That sparkling glint on the horizon is probably just a glistening pile of newly shat crap. Is it really worth leaving the path you're on?

A sandwich with no filling is just a stack of bread.

You are a person of noble sentiments and despicable deeds.

Your life would be easier if Google Translate offered translation from English into Stupid.

You only live once; who cares if the guy in front of you in the ‘12 items or less’ express line really has 14 items?

That tinfoil hat of yours won’t stop alien mind control; you need a lead hat smeared with peanut butter.

Pain is just God's way of telling you that you deserve to suffer.

You are a soldier in a land of too many generals. Just do what you can.

You have a knack for self doubt.

You can wrestle with your conscience, but we all know you’ll pin it.