Monday, December 19, 2011

Cookie #3098

That sparkling glint on the horizon is probably just a glistening pile of newly shat crap.  Is it really worth leaving the path you're on?

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011

Cookie #3096

You are a person of noble sentiments and despicable deeds.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Cookie #3095

Your life would be easier if Google Translate offered translation from English into Stupid.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Cookie #3094

You only live once; who cares if the guy in front of you in the ‘12 items or less’ express line really has 14 items?

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Cookie #3093

That tinfoil hat of yours won’t stop alien mind control; you need a lead hat smeared with peanut butter.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Cookie #3092

Pain is just God's way of telling you that you deserve to suffer.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Cookie #3091

You are a soldier in a land of too many generals.  Just do what you can.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Cookie #3089

You can wrestle with your conscience, but we all know you’ll pin it.