Creepy Fortune Palace

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Monday, October 1, 2012

You will discover an inner longing to dress house pets in tiny human outfits.
Do not indulge it.

Two wrongs DO make a right, as long as the second wrong kills the only guy who knew about the first wrong.

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It is very unlikely we will ever give our express permission.

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