Cookie #3250

On the outside, people think you're having a seizure. On the inside, you know you're dancing.

Cookie #3249

It's time to reexamine your position on slime.

Cookie #3248

Take a vacation from discipline: take a crap in your pants.

Cookie #3247

Be careful.  People with disabilities can still kick your ass.

Cookie #3246

Become the predator you fear.

Cookie #3245

Take a nap.  Your life won’t be any better when you wake up, but it will be a little shorter.

Cookie #3244

Channel perversions through alternate online identities.