Cookie #3243

If you order the Lamb of God, ask for the sauce on the side.  

Cookie #3242

Your insecurities make you too weak to have faith in those who deserve your trust.

Cookie #3241

You will enjoy spontaneous occlusion of a favorite orifice.     

Cookie #3239

That isn't your stomach rumbling; it’s the primordial cry of the unborn twin living in your abdominal cavity.

Cookie #3238

You’ll still be you after you surrender to the other personality.  You’ll just be permanently asleep while it does what it wants with your body.

Cookie #3237

You will discover an inner longing to dress house pets in tiny human outfits.
Do not indulge it.