Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Cookie #3243

If you order the Lamb of God, ask for the sauce on the side.  

Friday, October 19, 2012

Cookie #3242

Your insecurities make you too weak to have faith in those who deserve your trust.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Cookie #3241

You will enjoy spontaneous occlusion of a favorite orifice.     

Friday, October 5, 2012

Cookie #3239

That isn't your stomach rumbling; it’s the primordial cry of the unborn twin living in your abdominal cavity.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Cookie #3238

You’ll still be you after you surrender to the other personality.  You’ll just be permanently asleep while it does what it wants with your body.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Cookie #3237

You will discover an inner longing to dress house pets in tiny human outfits.
Do not indulge it.