Creepy Fortune Palace: March 2012

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Megalomania is tiresome.

Your cowardice in the face of honest emotion will be the death of you.

Is this where you thought you'd be when you grew up? How much of your life is already over? Have a great day.

Lotteries are hoaxes engineered to make you believe other people are real.

When heard aloud, positive self-talk is undeniably pathetic.

You probably should have wiped off the toilet seat first.

One day you will look back on today and realize this is where it all went wrong.

Why tie yourself down to just one uncooperative, high-maintenance lover? There are plenty of mercury-poisoned fish in the sea.

Compromising means failing while pretending you succeeded. You didn't get what you wanted, and avoided having to feel angry about it.

You will not die alone; everyone in the car will die with you.

Masturbation is probably your best option.

Overconfidence is the gift that keeps on giving long after the decisions are made.

When venereal disease comes knocking, don't answer the door.

A wise ass is better than a foolish head.

You see insult where others see random conversation.

Gaining a person's approval is not the same thing as gaining that person's respect.