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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Why tie yourself down to just one uncooperative, high-maintenance lover? There are plenty of mercury-poisoned fish in the sea.

Two wrongs DO make a right, as long as the second wrong kills the only guy who knew about the first wrong.

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