Creepy Fortune Palace

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Hypocrisy is the main ingredient in righteous indignation.

If we could all read minds, ‘politicians’ would just be called ‘liars’.

Your involvement in recent events will not go unpunished.

You will wake to find you've had an intimate encounter with an unkempt vagrant - again.

If you knew what people really thought of you, you'd stop trying so hard.

You play an important role in the universe. Of course, so do toilet paper and doormats.

An eye for an eye, a self-esteem for a self-esteem.

Don't say a word! Speaking only reveals you to be batshit wild-eyed crazy.

Keep breathing.

Make your own luck: work hard, persevere, cheat and kiss a lot of ass.

Stop taking pics of your business, and for goodness sake stop sending them to your mom.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder of someone other than you.

In light of recent events, your salvation has been cancelled.

Make space for some 'Me' time; leave your spouse.