Creepy Fortune Palace

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Making new friends is easy. Just be yourself and give people money each time you see them.

Two wrongs DO make a right, as long as the second wrong kills the only guy who knew about the first wrong.

All these fortunes are copyrighted, so don't go putting them in your own shitty fortune cookies without our express permission.

It is very unlikely we will ever give our express permission.

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